Satan's Taint Extra Dark Roast No Soul Coffee 12 ounce bag

  • $18.95

This demonic blend of beans is roasted at 666 degrees, then dragged across the Dark One's gooch for a rich, smooth taste.  Feel El Diablo's chode in your mouth
by whispering this incantation:

Angelo lucifero, mescola il tuo ano e il sudore delle palle per me

So conjure up a moist & sweaty cup of joe; just one sip and you'll lose your soul.

You'll ask yourself, "Taint it Good!?"

This Volcan Blend is rich, but still has a smooth taste with no harsh ‘dark-roast bite’.

12 ounce bag by weight